The power to jump faster.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!