The power to look at yourself in third person

solar powered night-vision

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to read your own mind.

Immunity to medication

The power to die

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

The power to become a carrot.

Ability to shit nuclear waste

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!