The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to change your emotions

the power to float one atom above the ground

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

the power to shit liquidly

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the power to read something without looking at it

A healing punch

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the power to fail at everything you

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!