A healing punch

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!