The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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ikawlhan forever

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!