-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shed hair

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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to make asians smart

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!