- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will.

The power to change your emotions at will.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to see through air

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

the power to be wrong

the ability to smell sounds

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to watch tv

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

Pointless Super Powers