xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to fly for a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!