the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to not exist.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!