- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to only fart in public

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to care for anything and nothing.

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The super pow.er to die at will

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to ride a bike

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

The power to die

The power to laugh while laughing.

Pointless Super Powers