the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to pee standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!