The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have a power.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!