THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!