The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see forever

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!