The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to lose the remote.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!