The power to be powerless

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!