The power to eat nandos

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!