The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!