The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!