Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to shed hair

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to like any show

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!