The ability to hear fish.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!