The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to eat your poop

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!