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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level
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The power to fall up.
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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage
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A healing punch
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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.
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power to eat through your but
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the power to fail at everything you
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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.
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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"
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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up
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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.
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The power to explode on the moon
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.
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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder
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the power to control urine
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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.
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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks
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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way
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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower
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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.
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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!