Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to walk on two legs

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!