the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!