The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to see air

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!