The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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See through invisible people

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!