the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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See through invisible people

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!