The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to have a power

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!