The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!