The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Super-slowness

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!