The power to melt ice into hot ice

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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captain obvious

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!