The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!