The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!