the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to poo.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to catch em all

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The power of exact change

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of asdfgh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!