The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to go through open windows

The power to understand math.

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to become yourself

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!