The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!