The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!