the power to taste your own spit

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!