The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!