The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!