The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!