The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!