The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!