The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to not talk.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!