The power to fly, but only downwards

Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to glow in the dark

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to talk to dust

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!