The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to glow in the dark

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!