The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power spite flower

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!