The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have a small penis

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!