you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!