The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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power to fly...backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!