The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!