The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to smell poo...

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!