The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power... to read this

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to control dodos

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!