Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Endless falling....

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to sleep

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!