The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The power to be HUMAN

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to make fish appear in pants.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to ?-1.

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

Endless falling....

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The power to shit in your eye

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!