The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to sleep

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have a black president

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!