The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!