Power to develop diseases.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!