The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to to think less

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The power to wake up and live through school....

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to be pointless!

The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

the power to control your own body movements

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!