Feeling people's depression.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Endless falling....

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to always hug people

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The power to see through water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to speak with death people..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!