The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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wast your time on the computer

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!