i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to be a normal person

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!