the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to speak in cursive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!