The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!