The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!