the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!