Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of love

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!