The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!