the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to fart flames

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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black people

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!