the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!