the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see through glass

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!