The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!