The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Invisible handwriting.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!