The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to look into cheese.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!