The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to be your self

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!