The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to do nothing

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!